Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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