I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
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the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
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I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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