I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
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I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
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Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
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