Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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