We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
