I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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