Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
Randomize
