Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
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