swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
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As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
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I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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