I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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