I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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