i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
im calling her cock vulture from now on
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Drake has all the answers
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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