worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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