Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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