Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I touched a dick in church today
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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