When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
third nipple confirmed
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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