There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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