Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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