did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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