I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
so much tequila, so little girl.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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