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I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie

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(607): I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie http://tfl.nu/m38d

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(216): View more from Ohio

he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out

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so is it as big as he says?

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he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit

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(216): he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out (513): so is it as big as he says? (216): he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit http://tfl.nu/hksl

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(253): View more from Washington

To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song

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(253): To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song http://tfl.nu/rtr4

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(805): View more from California

The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.

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(805): The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery. http://tfl.nu/hbuh

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(507): View more from Minnesota

I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.

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(507): I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk. http://tfl.nu/xqiq

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(973): View more from New Jersey

when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"

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(973): when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!" http://tfl.nu/xs9f

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.

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(717): the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home. http://tfl.nu/v69g

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better

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(920): Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better http://tfl.nu/nui9

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(509): View more from Washington

Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game

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(509): Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game http://tfl.nu/0fm6

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke

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(608): you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke http://tfl.nu/n0vk

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My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.

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(843): My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete. http://tfl.nu/bmnj

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(954): View more from Florida

I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.

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(954): I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school. http://tfl.nu/cu89

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn

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(603): This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn http://tfl.nu/xvco

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He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting

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(778): He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting http://tfl.nu/ctvj

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad

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(262): a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad http://tfl.nu/uehf

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