why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.