One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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