This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
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You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
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Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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