i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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