Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
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Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
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Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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