On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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