Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
Randomize
