Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
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I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
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I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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