her vagine was all disorganized.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
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