I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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