We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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