i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
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hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
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I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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