Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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