I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
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