PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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