She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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