im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize