yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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