Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Randomize
