Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Gay?
German.
Pity.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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