I think I died a long time ago.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Randomize
