We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
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While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
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Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
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