The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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