They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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