Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Randomize
