He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I'm at about main and main street
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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