i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
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Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
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I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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