so let's talk penis.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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