I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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