office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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